Marcus Damanda lives in Woodbridge, Virginia with his cat,
Shazam. At various times throughout his life, he played bass guitar for the
garage heavy metal band Mother’s Day, wrote for The Dale City Messenger, and published editorials in The Potomac News and The Freelance Star. Currently, while not
plotting his next foray into fictitious suburban mayhem, he spoils his nieces
and nephews and teaches middle school English.